So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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