Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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