ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm bleeding and have questions
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