I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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