Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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