yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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