No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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