should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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