Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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