yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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