I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that