Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...