Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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