I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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