I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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