I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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