She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we made out on top of his cat.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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