I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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