I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the day after is always just damage control
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
