Do vagina's smell?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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