Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Randomize