Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.