Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We need to get me chipped asap