If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Canadian or clown?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?