I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
The power of my boobs compel you
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie