Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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