Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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