But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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