I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize