Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We got so high we made milksteak
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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