How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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