I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i came on her dog
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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