Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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