Sry I called you an 8
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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