And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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