Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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