just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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