Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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