Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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