6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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