They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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