When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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