i barfeds in our rink
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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