Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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