Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
where am i from again
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
