handjob tips. give me some.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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