Pappa wants mamma naked
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
