I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
only you would photoshop your dick
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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