Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
this must be what syphilis tastes like
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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