come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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