Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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