I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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