After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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