I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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