We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm both gender and math confused
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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