So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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