Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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