Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
my liver is dry heaving
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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