Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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